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Episode 58


Episode 58 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Ingredients: Intro, Brominated Vegetable Oil (bvo) in Gatorade, Guy gets sued over amazon review, TV Shows and Movies, Dungeons & Dragons Panic Turns 30, Suddenly Ninja’s, Britain’s Robot Poll, Movie Reviews: Spiderman 2,

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Episode 57 – “Ugly Babies and Snorting Smurfs”

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Episode 57 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Ingredients: Intro, Unkle Dak snorts blue pixie sticks, Man sues wife for having an ugly baby, Kick Ass Movies, Cavetroll is a bitch, Tales of the Stupid.

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Episode 54 – “Goats”

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Episode 54 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Ingredients: Intro – The Walker, Google is Skynet, All you see are Goats, Generation Dumb, Anonymous hacks again, Super Cockroaches in NYC, Warning signs for the dumb, Barbie Guns, Girlfriend drives man to jump to his death, Man sells Museum Brain Jars on ebay, Kim Jung-Un’s Uncle eaten alive, Flu, Tales of the Stupid.

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Episode 50 – “21 Seconds to Pee”

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Episode 50 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Ingredients: Intro, 21 Seconds to pee, Sue the gays and charge the government with sedition! All hell’s broken loose for our 50th episode with a cast that’s bursting at the seams, and bladders. Intro music – Hawaii 5-0

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Sorry folks, been busy with work. I’ll have more time in October November!

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Episode 47 – “Big Gay Sunday”

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Episode 47 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
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Sorry folks, been busy with work. I’ll have more time in October November!

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Episode 45

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Episode 45 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website! Listen to the hilarity of Unkle Dak and the round table of idiots as Dak talks about the origin of the show and his relationships with the round table and how he got everyone together. All new interviews and a never before heard Tale of the Stupid from the cave troll with some of the funniest bits and stories from the cast make up almost three and a half hours of gasping for air entertainment.
Ingredients: Origin of TUDS, Captain Longbeards boy/girl scout cookies, George the Scumbag, Curious George and the mountain of Pissbags, Esposito the Douschebag, The Fans and their Questions, Cave Troll, Kid Comrade.

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Episode 44

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Episode 44 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Ingredients: Intro, Zimmerman trial, decapitated referee, mouse sets fire to house, flaming tampon launcher, horrible movies that we love anyway, tales of the stupid.

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Episode 43

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Episode 43 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!
Intro Music: Joe Cartoon – Dancing Monkey Don’t Never Get To Be Kong
Ingredients: Intro, Texas Voter ID Law, Defense of Marriage Act, World War Z, rape kits are abortion, tales of the stupid.

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Episode 41

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Episode 41 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!

Ingredients: Intro, Rob Ford, K$sha wants to bang a ghost dinosaur, Horrible coming attractions, Geico is bestiality, 2 year old kid sued for laughing too loud, and of course tales of the stupid!

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Episode 40

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Episode 40 has been uploaded to the Episodes section of the website!

Ingredients: Intro, Yahoo buys tumblr, Press Button Receive Jail time, Twitter is bad, Ricky Gervais retweet, Pigeon Park People,

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